Oh I’m quite fine, I’m quite fine

Just need a sip of red wine

It’s too late to be scared

Monsters under the stairs

They’ll come out if we shout

And they’ll push us about

And they’ll see our red hearts

And they’ll tear them apart

And they’ll chew and they’ll munch

And they won’t need their lunch

Oh how sad, what a shame

Mum’s been cooking all day

‘No eating’, she had said

‘Just go on out to play’

I’m quite fine, I’m quite fine

I just need that red wine

And you to kiss my head

And then put me to bed.